We all make mistakes, but some writers make more than othes!
Back by popular demand, the CC merch that used to be available EXCLUSIVELY to friends and family, is finally up for sale to the general public once more. Is this the best hat in the world? No. Because that honor goes to all 400 hundred of Matisse's hats. But I definitely promise you that this is the best hat for humans! People will stop you on the street, ask you out in airports, give you cups of coffee on the house... All because they like your hat so much. I kid thee fucking not! Some of my friends back in New York even started a group chat JUST for chronicling all the tiny miracles that come about because of what we lovingly call "The Hat." First dates, free beers, and compliments aplenty... The only thing this hat can't do is spellcheck before you hit send.
White cotton with black embroidery and an adjustable band in back.