Caroline Calloway
THE WHOLE INSTAGRAM TRILOGY ALL AT ONCE
Regular price
$40.00
Sale price
$85.00
T H E F U L L
S H E B A N G !
Girl, let me be so fucking for real and CLEAR with you: This trilogy will take months and months to ship.
What are you getting by buying this now and not later?
Two things!
1.) You'll get all three faster.
Just like with Scammer—once these books are finished—they will ship first to reporters and then to the people who have placed pre-orders IN THE ORDER THAT THEIR PRE-ORDERS WERE PLACED. Pre-orders for The Whole Instagram Trilogy All At Once will trump all other types of orders. By buying the full trilogy in one fell swoop, you automatically trump customers who chose Complete My Trilogy and single-copy orders. Investing in you is the least we can do for investing in us!
2.) You'll get all three cheaper.
If Scammer's release is anything to off, the very MILLISECOND that the photos of the first physical copies of these books go online is the day that pre-orders for these titles will quintuple overnight.
When that happens, we'll raise the price. Not because we're greedy! I mean, just do the math... Selling THREE hardcover books for a total of forty dollars?! We're barely breaking even here!!! Later on, we'll raise the price only to market value—about $29.99 a book, or $90 for all three. That's the standard going-rate for a new-release hardcover. Google it! All jokes aside, I promise I'm not scamming you.
And so this wholesale price is something we want to offer only to the customers who believed in the creative vision of the Instagram Trilogy since day one.