The Cambridge Captions (Luxury First Edition PRE-ORDER!)
This book contains all of my original Cambridge captions and is my third & final book in The Instagram Trilogy!🍓🍭
One of the biggest misconceptions about me that still persists is that I didn't write all of the captions that made me famous alone. Natalie did a masterful job positioning herself as my ghostwriter in her essay and taking credit for my brand. She obscured the timeline by focusing on the summer when we CO-WROTE one-liner jokes for an Instagram audience of no one (forty thousand bots) and then zoomed over the next three years during which I moved to England and, without her, wrote the stories that would finally help my work find its first fans. This book is for all them—the girlies who remember strawberry onesies in castles and the filtered days of #Adventuregrams yore. But it's also for the curious—people who missed that era entirely and want to catch up. Lastly, The Cambridge Captions is for anyone who's downright PROUD of Taylor Swift for reclaiming her stolen songs with her re-recordings. After all, Natalie can imply she wrote my Cambridge captions and people can believe her, but she doesn't own the copyright to them. I do. Because I wrote them. Alone. And so I'm putting them out under my own name.
In this daybook, I'll include all my since-deleted content, plus never-before-seen photos and stories about what was going on behind the writing, posting, and staging of my late 2010's fairytale. This book will drop the same time as I Am Caroline Calloway—so later this year! I'll be sending out books in the order that pre-orders were received.