It's finally here! Seven years of writing for you and this is the first time you can hold my words! Ever!
The goal of this book is to make a pretty object that you can hug and display and cherish, while also giving you an escape hatch from your life, like all good authors do. On Instagram you can disappear into the coziness of my writing voice, but only for so long. Captions are done in a hot sec. With SCAMMER we can finally hang out interrupted. (Edit: My Mom just texted me about this typo. Fucking lol. Fucking classic. Obviously I meant UNinterrupted and God bless the copy editor who proofreads this book.)
This will be a slim, soft-cover turquoise volume with a dogwood blossom on the cover—it's the state flower of Virginia. Slightly smaller than a regular book, SCAMMER will ship Spring 2020. Don't want it? Don't buy it! But this won't be available in stores and we're only printing the number of copies that people buy. So! If you want it, let's fucking go!
The book is now estimated to ship by August 31st. Please check your email and follow @carolinecalloway on Instagram and @carolinecaloway on Twitter for any further updates. As soon as orders begin to ship, tracking numbers will be provided. If you wish to receive a refund on SCAMMER for any reason, please email firstname.lastname@example.org and we will promptly process your refund.