This book is my official response to Natalie's similarly titled article and the second book in The Instagram Trilogy!📒✨🦇

Instead of Scammer's 67 vignettes of experimental, autobiographical prose scrambled around in non-chronological order, I Am Caroline Calloway is a more traditional, linear memoir. Although I repeat some of the best lines from Scammer, the scenes in this new daybook differ. In Scammer, I wrote about the moments that were most important to ME. In I Am Caroline Calloway, I let Natalie choose the plot. It's her essay all over again, but from my point of view. Yale plates, period stains, disasters in Amsterdam... There's a lot I need to clear up.

And if you pre-order this book, you'll be one of the first people in the world to receive it! I'm trying this new thing where I don't announce deadlines I can't meet, so I won't say an exact date. But I swear on Matisse's life this book is coming out later this year!