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COMPLETE MY TRILOGY! (Luxury 1st Edition Pre-Order ♥)
COMPLETE MY TRILOGY! (Luxury 1st Edition Pre-Order ♥)
COMPLETE MY TRILOGY! (Luxury 1st Edition Pre-Order ♥)
Caroline Calloway

COMPLETE MY TRILOGY! (Luxury 1st Edition Pre-Order ♥)

Regular price $78.00 Sale price $130.00 Unit price per

For the girls who don't want their copy of Scammer to feel incomplete and lonely.

What Each of You Luxury First Edition will include!

✍🏻 Hand-Signed

  • Both Luxury First Editions will come signed by me! It's not a print. It's not a stamp of my signature. I'm hand-signing each Luxury First Edition and BOY! WHAT A DUMB DECISION I MAED BY COMMITTING TO THIS PLAN! I don't have health insurance and I will absolutely be paying for carpal tunnel treatment out-of-pocket someday. My wrists are giving out, but nevertheless she persisted.

💯 Hand-Numbered

  • Every Luxury First Edition comes with a handwritten number indicating exactly where your book lies numerically in the printing! The sooner you order, the lower the number of your Luxury First Edition will be! (And therefore more valuable if your thot daughters or gay sons ever decide to sell on of their books from The Instagram Trilogy at auction someday...)

💌 Custom Thank You Note

  • "Thank you for being a goddamn patron of the arts!" is what all notes say. And Matisse and I really DO appreciate your patronage and patience and high tolerance for chaos! It would have been so easy to send these books out without designing custom stationary. But how else would you know how grateful my cat and I are?

🧚🏻‍♂️ Custom Packaging & Re-usable Stickers

  • While making the three books in The Instagram Trilogy, I tried to think a lot about what every little moment of experiencing this book would be like for you. What font should I use to make the text look dignified and regal, yet legible and unpretentious? Should the cover be glossy or matte? Hardcover or floppy? How will its packaging make you feel when your trilogy finally arrives on your doorstep? How can I make the memory of receiving this mail from me as joyful as fucking possible?
  • Enter: Re-usable stickers. I want you to see this turquoise package and know immediately what's waiting for you inside. I want you to get excited before you even see the book! And thanks to the witchcraft and alchemy of my graphic designer, the incandescently talented Sam West, these stickers are officially re-usable! She did all the hard work of making sure that the plastics and adhesives we compatible and, blah blah blah voilà! Throw the packaging away if you don't feel like saving it, or peel the stickers off to save for future use.
  • Either way, it will make you smile the day this iconic delivery appears in your mail.

📍 Custom Bookmark

  • Don't like the sound of re-using stickers? Are you a lazy girl who took three years to publish a book after you first started accepting pre-orders? So saving used stickers just sounds like a hassle? I hear you. Life is hard enough without literally trying to preserve your trash. That's why my graphic designer, Sam, and I made a custom book mark that comes FREE with every Luxury First Edition!
  • The concept of this custom bookmark is to visually evoke The Instagram Trilogy packaging while providing you with a keepsake that takes zero effort to preserve.

🎀 Satin Ribbon

  • I'll be so fucking for real with you right now: Originally I wanted the bookmark to be satin and sewn into the book. But, as it turns out, doing that would have added about TWELVE DOLLARS the cost of each copy and I PROMISED myself that I'd be dammed if this product ever cost above $65... No matter how ✨luxury✨ I wanted this experience to be!
  • Luckily for us, it's the Season of The Girl and that means RIBBONS. And I hope to God you think of me when you wear your little bow. More importantly, I hope that when people say, "I like your hair ribbon!" You reply without missing a beat, "Thank you so much! Caroline Calloway actually gave it to me!"

📚 Custom Ex Libris Book-Plate

  •  Have you ever seen those Ex Libris book-plates in old, rare, possibly haunted books of yore?
  • Ex Libris means "From the Library of" and I sincerely hope you feel like an aristocrat when you write your name down and claim the three books in  The Instagram Trilogy as your own.


  • I'm such a little slut for end papers. 
  • And nothing says "old, rare, possibly haunted books of yore" like imported, hand-glued, Italian end papers!!!!